Prankster returns stolen toilet paper
A graduate of Eastern New Mexico University had an attack of conscience and sent a box of toilet paper to the school to repay for loot he took from a dormitory. The paper was packed in a yuletide box along with a Christmas card and a written apology. The writer said he was sorry for stealing the toilet paper years ago and said a new dedication to Christian faith led to his deed. The university said "all is forgiven" but had to donate the toilet paper to a charity because the rolls don't fit the school's dispensers. The box contained 16 rolls of two-ply. septic safe tissue.